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		<title>Bane Capital</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First, all copyrights in this parody image remain with their owners. Second, I&#8217;m trying to be funny, not political. I have nothing against Mitt Romney and wish him well in the election (along with all the other candidates). Come on, &#8230; <a href="http://galacticbeacon.com/2012/01/bane-capital/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Einstein and Sacagewea: 2</title>
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		<title>Einstein and Sacagewea</title>
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		<title>Mr. P and Hillary: Intro</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s my first attempt at an xtranormal movie.]]></description>
		<link>http://galacticbeacon.com/2011/12/mr-p-and-hillary-intro/</link>
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		<title>O Captain, My Captain++</title>
		<description><![CDATA[By Albert, Lord Graspington from source material by Walt Whitman O Captain, my Captain! My wicked, AWESOME Captain! Our fearful trip is done; The ship has weathered every rack, and we had a lot of fun! Plus those aliens who &#8230; <a href="http://galacticbeacon.com/2011/09/o-captain-my-captain/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>No Time</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For a long time there was nothing, although it could have been No time at all. Time may not have been, or it might not Have been time but something Else. Then It happened. Bang. Not just bang; BIG BANG. &#8230; <a href="http://galacticbeacon.com/2011/08/no-time/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Rubik&#8217;s Cube Vs. Dyson Sphere</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NOTE TO SPAMMERS: Go away. I have locked all commenting on the site thanks to your tireless efforts. YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! Now back to our regularly scheduled inanity OK, so few people know what a Dyson Sphere &#8230; <a href="http://galacticbeacon.com/2011/08/galacticbeaconcomic17/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>What Is Real?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever since man was no more than a glob of snot floating in a primordial ocean of ooze, he has pondered the nature of reality. Perhaps this inquiry came later in his evolutionary journey. He may have even been a &#8230; <a href="http://galacticbeacon.com/2011/08/what-is-real/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Video From Microsoft About GMail</title>
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		<link>http://galacticbeacon.com/2011/08/funny-video-from-microsoft-about-gmail/</link>
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		<title>All The Other Vice Presidents Get To Have Fun&#8230;</title>
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		<link>http://galacticbeacon.com/2011/08/all-the-other-vice-presidents-get-to-have-fun/</link>
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